We are almost through the week known to Florida Gators fans as Tennessee Hate Week, so it's time to post a piece of Tennessee-hating lore that has become a favorite amongst many fanbases that dislike the Volunteers. It is one of my all-time favorite YouTube videos. I should have posted this on Monday, but with UT Hate Week almost coming to an end, it's better late than never:
For posterity and general fun, I have transcribed the full video as closely as humanly possible:
Alright man, uh, just, uh, say what you've been saying, man. Why do you hate Tennessee?
Man, I hate Tennessee because, first of all, it's Tennessee. And, I ... I ... I just hate them. Because they, they, they're low-down, they're dirty, they're some snitches. And I hate Philip Fulmer, I hate their colors, I'm not a dog person. I just, I just hate Tennessee, man, like. And, I, hrmph. I hate Neyland Stadium. It looks like a garbage truck worker convention. And I hate all their quarterbacks. I just, I hate Tennessee, man.
Describe what you feel about their colors, too. I thought that was interesting.
It, it, it reminds me, it, and it's not that orange that you can stand, see, I hate Tennessee more than I hate Auburn. I just dislike Auburn. I hate Tennessee. See, Tennessee's colors, it's that, it's that throw-up orange, it's not that orange that you can sit with. It's that puke inside of a pumpkin orange, that -- and I don't like pumpkins. So, I just, I just, I don't, I really don't like Tennessee, man, I can't stress that enough, man. And, they ... they ... they're losers, they're sore losers, because they, they're not Alabama, and, I, I hate Tennessee, man.
That was beautiful man, probably the best interview I've done all year. Thank you, man.
[off camera] I do, man. I can't stress that enough, I hate Tennessee.